Patti Tippo
Nude

Seeing Patti Tippo in clothes is just the Tippo the iceberg (Mr. Skin hangs his head in shame; he just couldn’t resist). Thankfully, the amply endowed beauty made her nude debut in her first theatrical credit, 10 to Midnight (1983). Playing a brunette beauty (official character title Party Girl) in the Charles Bronson action flick, she literally gets caught with her pants down, and her bra off while getting it on with a guy on top of a washing machine. One, two, three, four, five, 29 years later, Patti brought out her big globes again for a MILFtastic role as Adelle in the short-lived HBO series Luck. She joins an equally topless Mary-Margaret Humes (Dawson’s mom! Naked!) in a threesome that turns into a revenge beating of a guy who done them wrong. In between all that, and even after that, the hottie has worked steadily in both TV on film, as both a brunette and as a blonde. You can find her playing the “tanned and sultry blonde” in the rock bio-pic Sid and Nancy (1986) with Gary Oldman; as a resident in Brain Dead (1990) with both Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton (yes, they are two separate people); in Ed Wood (1994) as a nurse, with Johnny Depp and Sarah Jessica Parker; playing a mom tourist in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) with Jim Carrey; hanging with Pamela Anderson in Barb Wire (1996) while playing another mom; as a shopkeeper in The Fan (1996) with Robert De Niro and Ellen Barkin; in Spike Jonez’s Being John Malkovich (1999) playing John Malkovich’s mother; and as a clerk in the Tim Robbins’ directed Cradle Will Rock (1999) with siblings Joan and John Cusack. She was also Belle in Infidelity/Hard Fall (1997) with Joris Stuyck and Lisa Moncure—just because Mr. Skin thought he should include a movie where people weren’t always more famous than Patti.